CONTENTS
GODS TO THEIR CHILDREN - PJO, HOO, TOA
GREEKS AND ROMANS
MORE FUNNY MEMES
PICTURE SECTION- CHARACTER PORTRAITS
JINGLE BELLS!
MORE FUNNY MEMES
CROSSWORD PUZZLES
TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE ON ALL THREE BOOKS!
NO COPYRIGHT HUBERY SONG WROTE THIS
NOT RICK RIORDON
P.S. PLS DON’T SAY THAT HE WROTE THIS
OR ELSE…
Gods to their Children-Percy Jackson Addition
Zeus to Thalia
Zeus: I guess you can live
Thalia: Huh?
Zeus: I said that you can live AND you can go
Thalia: Wow, thanks
Zeus: GO!
Thalia: I’ve never felt so nervous in my whole
life
Zeus: um…I’m sorry
Thalia: You should be
Zeus: …
Poseidon to Percy
Poseidon: Percy
Percy: Hey!
Poseidon: You've been battling monsters since?
Percy: yep
Poseidon: one more thing (Poseidon hands a
letter to Percy)
Percy: thanks you are great
Poseidon: (Weeps) Thank you, nobody has said that to me for a century or so
Percy: WHAT?
Poseidon: I’m speechless
Hades to Nico
Hades: I like your sister better
Nico: (cries) WHY?
Hades: More reasonable
Nico: WHAT?
Hades: Yes
Hades: taller
Nico: of course, she’s older, how ma-
Hades: Stop wasting my time! So-called son!
Nico: WAWAWA…
Nico: wait, but I am your son
Demeter to Persephone
Demeter: Welcome to the website Cerealeatingcontest.com
Persephone: Aw, come on, can I open it
Demeter: of course!
Persephone: (pauses) I think it says “this site can’t be reached”
Demeter: let’s try something else, like Cereal Eating club!
Persephone: why do you like cereal so much
Demeter: Why not
Persephone: …
Hermes to Luke
Hermes: I love…
Hermes: (very long pause)
Hermes (sighs)
Luke: Who?
Luke: I thought gods can’t cry
Hermes: you!
Luke: me? I’m crying? No way!
Hermes I’m not talking about that
Luke: You didn’t say you love me!
Hermes: Yes I did
Luke: Then say it again!
Hermes: I can’t
Luke: THEN YOU DON’T CARE!
Hermes: …
Luke: …
Ares to Clarrise
Ares: Ask me a wish, I will grant it
Clarrise: Swear on the river Styx?
Ares: (sweats nervously) I… umm… no
Ares: I mean… fine
Clarrise: Give me a (dramatic pause) glowing sword that can cut immortals into pieces
Ares: Here
Clarrise: (takes sword) YARRR!!!
Ares: Okay don’t draw that at me!
Clarrise: Why
Ares: ‘Cause…
Athena to Annabeth
Athena: Stop spending time with that stupid son of Poseidon!
Annabeth: But he’s my uh…boyfriend(?)
Athena: How dare you say that? I shall blast you into flames
Annabeth: No you won’t
Athena: Oh yes I can (tries)
Annabeth: See?
Annabrth: it’s because your roman and greek personalities are still fighting. Wow I’m smart!
Athena: I WILL GET REVENGE!!!
Annabeth: Yeah totally you will
Jupiter to Jason
Jason: Hi
Jupiter: Hi Jason
Jason: No “good job defeating the giants” or anything?
Jupiter: Ummm… I would say I prefer Hercules more
Jason: The seven beat him! Am I your favourite son?
Jupiter: I’ll think about it
Jason: How dare you…
Jupiter: How dare me?
Jason: You stupid idiot
Jupiter: How dare you…
Jason: Copycat!
Aphrodite to Piper
Aphrodite: Oh, your relationships are just soooo cute!
Piper: oh gods no
Aphrodite: oh gods yes!
Piper: Here we go again
Aphrodite: do you want me to make your life intre-
Piper: NO!
Aphrodite: Too late Later: Jason dies
Aphrodite: see?
Piper: OH HE’S NOT DEAD HE’S NOT DEAD!!!
Aphrodite: On Olympus HAHAHA!!!